Creative dishes
The Italian-Japanese menu includes inventive plates such as Arancini Nigiri and risotto with a foie gras, coffee and orange twist.
Funkcoolio
Jumeirah
Funkcoolio is a Jumeirah diner at Port De La Mer serving Itameshi, where Italian dishes meet Japanese touches. Reviews especially point to the duck pizza and tiramisu, alongside a relaxed waterfront setting suited to an unhurried meal.
Reputation Score
4.5
★★★★★
203 ratings
Source: Google Maps
The Good Stuff
Strong pizza
Several reviews single out the pizzas, especially the duck pizza, which one diner called a menu highlight.
Standout desserts
The tiramisu repeatedly earns praise, while the pistachio gelato and limoncello dessert also give dessert fans distinctive options.
Warm service
Reviews consistently describe the team as attentive and welcoming, including patient service during family and celebration meals.
Waterfront setting
The Port De La Mer location pairs a chic, retro-leaning interior with marina views and the option of a post-dinner stroll.
Quiet atmosphere
Some diners appreciate the calm setting, including a quiet visit with relaxing ambience and views of the marina.
Tips for a Better Visit
Plan parking. Allow extra time to find parking and check access arrangements if you are not a resident of the community.
Try Sundays. Sunday lunch may suit a relaxed visit: one review mentions an unlimited pizza offer with music and quick service.
Ask questions. If allergies or ingredients matter, ask the team to verify pasta details rather than relying on an uncertain answer.
Save dessert. Leave room for dessert: tiramisu is repeatedly praised, and pistachio gelato was a highlight for another table.
Plan the visit
Practical details
La Cote 3 Port De La Mer
Jumeira First, Dubai
| Mon | Closed |
| Tue | 3:00 PM – 11:00 PM |
| Wed | 3:00 PM – 11:00 PM |
| Thu | 3:00 PM – 11:00 PM |
| Fri | 12:00 PM – 11:00 PM |
| Sat | 9:00 AM – 11:00 PM |
| Sun | 9:00 AM – 11:00 PM |
Popular Mentions
Crab Pici Pasta
Crab pici is mentioned as a standout pasta, with another diner describing the house-made crab pasta as excellent.
Unlimited Pizza Offer
A Sunday unlimited pizza offer is mentioned by a diner who also enjoyed the fresh pizzas and quick service.
Common Concerns
Mixed seafood
Several diners questioned the freshness of raw seafood, including oysters, salmon carpaccio, yellowtail and seafood pasta.
Menu clarity
The Italian-Japanese concept can feel unclear, with one reviewer finding the mix of sushi, pasta, pizza and starters confusing.
Parking difficulty
Parking is repeatedly described as tricky, particularly for visitors who do not live in the surrounding community.
Inconsistent execution
While many diners enjoyed the food, others reported salty seafood pasta, overcooked pasta, oily dishes and bland flavours.
Interior odour
Two reviews mention an unpleasant smell attributed by staff to humidity affecting the wooden interior.
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The Bottom Line
Funkcoolio is a compact Jumeirah diner at Port De La Mer built around Itameshi: Italian food with Japanese influence rather than a conventional trattoria. You can come for pizza, fresh pasta and sushi-style starters, then finish with the tiramisu or pistachio gelato. The duck pizza, crab pici, Arancini Nigiri and tiramisu are among the most useful dishes to know before choosing from the broad menu.
The setting is a major part of the appeal. Reviews describe a cosy, stylish interior with a retro 70s/80s soundtrack, marina views and a peaceful atmosphere; it also works for birthdays, anniversaries and relaxed family meals. Some diners enjoyed strolling by the waterfront afterwards, and Sunday visits have included an unlimited pizza offer.
The experience is not entirely consistent. Multiple reviews praise the service, but food feedback ranges from outstanding pizzas and pasta to salty seafood pasta, oily dishes and overcooked noodles. Raw seafood receives the sharpest criticism, so diners who are cautious about freshness should ask questions before ordering.
Parking can be awkward for non-residents, and two reviews mention an unpleasant humidity-related odour indoors. Prices are not specified in the supplied reviews, though one diner felt portions could be small for the cost.