Signature shakes
The Ferrero Roche milkshake is repeatedly praised, while pistachio, strawberry, hazelnut and chocolate are also popular choices.
Jumeirah
Keventers at La Mer in Jumeirah is a casual cafe centred on milkshakes, with smoothies, ice cream and sweet treats alongside savoury bites. The Ferrero Roche milkshake, chicken tikka sandwich and outdoor setting are among the details that make it worth considering after a beach walk.
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The Ferrero Roche milkshake is repeatedly praised, while pistachio, strawberry, hazelnut and chocolate are also popular choices.
Waffles, pancakes, mini pancakes, crepes and brownie with ice cream give dessert-focused visits plenty to choose from.
The raspberry smoothie uses an apple-juice base with no added sugar, offering a lighter alternative to the shakes.
The La Mer location has a charming, distinctive look and outdoor seating in the middle of the beach area.
Several reviews describe warm, helpful service, including staff accommodating requests for no ice and no sugar.
The chicken tikka sandwich and wrap received positive comments for flavour, and reviewers found the portions suitable for a meal with a shake.
Customers often describe the prices as reasonable or affordable, including for smoothies, ice cream and drinks.
Visit later. After sunset is specifically recommended, and outdoor seating is available for enjoying the La Mer setting.
Customise drinks. Ask for adjustments such as no ice or no sugar; one reviewer said the team accommodated both requests.
Try lighter. For a less sugary option, ask about the raspberry smoothie made with an apple-juice base and no sugar.
Check promotions. Confirm that any displayed deal applies to the La Mer branch before ordering, as one customer found a branch restriction.
Allow time. If you are visiting during a busy spell, allow extra time: reviews mention rushed service, late orders and forgotten items.
Plan the visit
The Lotus waffle is specifically praised for its flavour and is one of the cafe's better-known dessert choices.
This dessert is described as worth the price, although another reviewer found the combination especially sweet.
Multiple reviews mention delays, including a ten-minute wait for water and forgotten orders.
Service has been described as rushed or disorganised during busy periods, with one reviewer reporting staff working in chaos.
Some customers found the shakes or brownie with ice cream overly sweet, while one thought the shakes lacked milkshake richness.
The cappuccino, americano and iced latte received less enthusiastic feedback than the shakes and desserts.
A customer expected a two-drink promotion but was told the offer did not apply at the La Mer branch.
These are customer-reported mentions, not a current price list. Prices may have changed.
Shake
“Ordinary 5 aed Shake can be found at any malwari restaurant in Dubai, which would be better than what we ordered”Google review · January 2022
The Bottom Line
Keventers at La Mer is a dessert-and-drinks cafe for milkshakes, smoothies, waffles and casual savoury food. The strongest pattern in the reviews is the shakes: Ferrero Roche, pistachio, strawberry, hazelnut and chocolate all get favourable mentions. The raspberry smoothie, made with an apple-juice base and no sugar, gives you a lighter alternative.
Dessert is not limited to drinks. Customers mention lotus waffles, mini pancakes with Lotus and Nutella, brownie with ice cream, crepes and pancakes. The chicken tikka sandwich and wrap add a more substantial option, with one reviewer saying the serving was enough for a meal with a shake.
Some found the brownie or shakes too sweet, and one reviewer thought the waffle lacked richness despite liking its texture and ice cream. The cafe sits in the middle of La Mer in Jumeirah, with a distinctive, charming setting and outdoor seating. After sunset is a commonly suggested time to visit.
Service feedback is mixed: staff are often described as friendly and accommodating, but several reviews mention slow orders, forgotten items or disorganisation when busy. Coffee also seems less reliable than the signature drinks. Check promotions at the counter, since one offer was reportedly unavailable at this branch.